‘You mean you just want to sniff my farts whenever you can.’ He was stroking his cock, it was getting hard again. ‘Are you — are you going to let other girls smell your farts?’ Amanda asked. Another bark of laughter. ‘Of course I am, you dumb bitch. And you love that idea. Don’t you want other women to enjoy the smell of my perfect farts? Wouldn’t it make them happy? Don’t you want women to be happy? What kind of feminist are you?’ OHHHHHH GODDDDDD. At Mark’s words, another orgasm racked her body as she imagined numberless women losing themselves in Mark’s perfect farts. ‘What’s more,’ he continued, stripping off the rest of his clothes, ‘you’re not only going to sniff my farts yourself, you’re going to help us turn other women into our freaky fart-slaves. Anyone we want, if you want your farts. Isn’t that right?’ Amanda’s body trembled on the floor with her latest orgasm. She felt a dollop of the sperm on her cheek drip into her mouth. Tearing frantically at her pants, she cried,. The nurse replies, “He’s out in the Rehab again exercising”.And sure enough, there’s Mick out there doing some serious work on the treadmill. And very soon Mick comes back to work.But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident and severs his head.Wearily Paddy puts the head in a plastic bag and transports it and Mick to hospital.Next day he goes in and asks the nurse how Mick is.The nurse breaks down and cries and says, “He’s dead.”Paddy is shocked, but not surprised. “I suppose the saw finally did him in.”“No”, says the nurse, “Some dopey bastard put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated”.✧ ✧ ✧My friend’s wife left him last week, she said she was going out to get some milk and never came backI asked him how he was copingHe said “not bad, I’m using that powdered stuff”✧ ✧ ✧I hate it when I go to check my Facebook and I’m rudely interrupted by joggers bouncing off my windscreen!Default✧ ✧ ✧We’ve just come back from a holiday in Spain; my wife didn’t enjoy it.
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